A couple that works out togetherβ¦β¦.in Stoneham MA was recently held up by well-known members of the violent height-deficient gang known as the Lollipop Guild.
The gang leader ordered the local couple to put up their hands and back up against the wall. The couple was forced to lower themselves in a stationary position for an entire minute in order for the gang members to reach the pockets of the couple and relieve them of their valuables. The gang refers to the robbery method as the “Wall Squat”.
The gang members are described as three feet six inches tall, wearing plastic hairpieces and plaid shirts with striped knee socks.
Hey Rich,
It looks like Olga’s getting lower than you. You gonna let your wife beat you like that? Ha ha, just kidding;)
Actually, Rich looks pretty Zen and Olga looks like she’s thinking, “When is this ?#!&? minute gonna be over?!?
A couple that works out together argues the next day over who worked harder. i.e.”How’s your legs? Mine are killing” “Mine are fine.” “Then you weren’t working hard enough!” Same applies to abs, arms, etc.
…supports…respects and embraces life together! AWESOME!!!
leaves their children at home unattended? π
I wish that were true Carrie. Then I could get Olga to hang out with me more!
The dog is watching them!
Goes home with a stinky partner
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Based on the picture and the sentence opening:
A couple that works out togetherβ¦β¦.in Stoneham MA was recently held up by well-known members of the violent height-deficient gang known as the Lollipop Guild.
The gang leader ordered the local couple to put up their hands and back up against the wall. The couple was forced to lower themselves in a stationary position for an entire minute in order for the gang members to reach the pockets of the couple and relieve them of their valuables. The gang refers to the robbery method as the “Wall Squat”.
The gang members are described as three feet six inches tall, wearing plastic hairpieces and plaid shirts with striped knee socks.
A file photo of the gang can be seen here:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q7-NL5RlIuI/SJzbzJvuAuI/AAAAAAAAAaY/rwXs3AgsycQ/s400/Lollipop+Guild.jpg
Goofy, I know, but, they do look like they are being held at gunpoint…
it makes me gringe thinking about it….just saying..
Hey Rich,
It looks like Olga’s getting lower than you. You gonna let your wife beat you like that? Ha ha, just kidding;)
Actually, Rich looks pretty Zen and Olga looks like she’s thinking, “When is this ?#!&? minute gonna be over?!?
I think that wall sees alot of action!!!!! π Happy Holidays everyone!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 80/20 rule today and I am leaning towards embracing the 20%
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A couple that works out together argues the next day over who worked harder. i.e.”How’s your legs? Mine are killing” “Mine are fine.” “Then you weren’t working hard enough!” Same applies to abs, arms, etc.
ok time to get back to it (at least until New years eve π ). Booked my classes for the week and left all the holiday treats at my in-laws.
Wow, re-entry is a bitch!!!!!!!!!
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Hello…I am finally feeling a little better! I need someone to do the WOW with me tomorrow morning. Anyone around? 6:30? 7?